8. Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

9. If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?

10. In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather “macaroni”?

11. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

12. If vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?

13. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?