Question

GETTING RID OF MY ACCOUNT MIGHT AS WELL DO IT WITH SOME FUN

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window,

flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are

going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball. "

He replied, "Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."

There was a moment of dead silence while she smiled,

and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book,

got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard

to start her car for several minutes.

Answer 1

I have no idea how to answer this but i built a satanic basement on my brother roblox account and now hes crying (:

Answer 2

One day on a war ship there was an enemy ship on the horizon and the captain said bring me my red shirt

The crew brought him his red shirt

When the fight was over the crew asked why did you want your red shirt

The captain replied because if i got shot i didn't want you to stop fighting and help me

The crew said nothing

The next morning the crew was yelling 20 SHIPS ON THE HORIZON

The captain replied with "bring me my brown pants."