"Our beloved, and most enlighted Czar Peter the I, would like to invite you to his welcoming party in his newest city St. Petersburg. We shall welcome him back after he spent a couple of years in the West, where he learnt all such important things as orthodontics or the building of warships, bringing back with him all these new ideas, trades and technology which our beloved Mother Russia needs to modernize, with all this said, it is obvious that Peter, the great from now on, is the most enlightened leader of our century".
