You have a cow and there is a house in front of you. What do you do?
A. Beat the cow up and throw it into traffic before going to sleep in the house
B. Butcher the cow and have a nice meal inside the kitchen of the house
C. Lock the cow in the washing machine so it can be all cleaned up for a party
D. Summon another cow and make the cows fight in the house

Bonus Option. Put a knives in the cows trotters and train the cow to be a burglar