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One time I was at scouts, and I woke up in the middle of the night needing to use the restroom, number 2. But we were in the middle of the woods and that restroom was a long walk away. I didn't want to wake up the scout leader because I was embarrassed. So I made a rash, yet bad, decision and went right outside my tent. I needed to wipe, so I took one of my shirts and used it as toilet paper. Then I tossed it behind my tent. So the next morning, no one immediately noticed, but then people started to accidentally step on it, and before I knew it, the entire woods smelled like feces lol. They assumed that an animal must've gone somewhere. The day after that, the leader went behind my tent and found a unicorn shirt with a brown smudge on it. She asked, "Who's is this?" and I went, "It ain't mine"
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