Answer:
1. To the left, go 3 blocks right and jump down the manhole through the Batcave, steal the bike, pedal for your life, interdimensionally twist to create a portal, and stop by the monster donut up front. It has a monster doodle eating a donut. The sage will meet you at the fifth booth with red cushions. Don't accept his offerings for food. It's laced with cyanide. Continue speaking with him. It's part of the test.
2. Just go to Ehhs your sophmore year and take the psat.
