heres some dialogue prompts from nonsense I've said today
do enjoy
"what I lack in height and common sense I make up for in sarcasm"
"wait, is this a question or a She-ra reference?"
"I'm being bombarded by slopes and other nonsense"
"I don't know why my brain went to koi fish"
"sometimes I shock myself when I remember I'm related to these imbeciles"
"Today, we do math stuff"
"the enemies to lovers trope is most likely responsible for 90% of my problems"
"it's when you fall in love with someone for saying 'son of a biscuit' that you realize your sanity has gone south"
hope this helps some writers out there :)