please help me translate

hi~
there is a monster in the class room today.the monster is strand it has four heads and has seven eyes and the moster also has three mouths, but it does not have a nose, on the second head it only has one eye and one mouth and 14 noses , the third head is normal . it has two yes i nose one mouth and two ears.and the fourth head the monster has twenty mouths ,the monster only has hair on one head . the fours head feel like one pair of big men
~bie~