Today, I found 1/2 of an old moldy candy bar on the floor under
my desk. I have three co-workers in my office who are all
addicted to chocolate, and none of them can resist free candy.
I loathe and detest all of them, and I see an easy brilliant way
to get at them and their teeth: I'll scrape the fuzz off of the
half-candy-bar, then split it equally among all three of them,
and watch as they chew it and snarf it down.
How much of a complete entire total whole candy bar will I give
to each of these pathetic creatures ?
