Dear editor of the European news paper,
I feel the upcoming war is unnecessary. Why shan't we settle this disagreement in peace? Why can't we all just be friends? Just because of this disagreement, doesn't mean we can't be buddies. Friends have disagreements all the time...right? I would like for you to send a letter to are friends that we need settle this like whining children, but experienced and responsible countries.
Sincerely, (you can't know my name you creepy stalker!)
